“Mrs. Human, I seem to be missing something.”
“What could that be Tabby, you have everything you need.”
“Needing is not the same, I mean something that would make the other felines look at me with envy. I need a new collar.”
“But the collar you have is perfect for your needs.”
“It has nothing to o with a need. It is just a plain leather band, nothing special. I saw in Internet you can buy collars with nice designs, even with jewellery.”
“Tabby what do you need jewellery for. You can only look at it.”
“But so can the other felines and I will be something special.”
“You are something special Tabby. I know no other feline as modest and wise as you are.”
“That is very true of course.”
“And do not forget, you cannot eat jewellery.”
“Another good point, but jewellery would give you an idea to buy me something for Catmas.”
*You have everything Tabby.”
“And a collar with diamond studs?”
“It would be far too heayy for your delicate neck. ”
“That is true Mrs. Human. I must admit you have a very good point. OK, then just make it fur lined for a softer touch on my neck”
“You don’t give up do you Tabby.”
“Of course not, I have only just begun to compose my Catmas wish list. I have even though of you Mrs. Human.”
“Oh that is really something different, you think of others?”
“Of course. To save you the exhaustion of shopping for my tuna fish, I borrowed your credit card and have now made a subscription for a years supply of tuna fish to be delivered.”
“Yes Tabby, I must say, very considerate.”
“You even get a special gift to go with it.”
“What is that?”
“A nice necklace with a pendant engraved with “The best feline.”
“But I am not a feline.”
“No, that is for me to wear.”
