Daily Feline Prompt: Do or Die with 9 Lives

You have three hundred meows to justify the existence of your favorite person, place, or thing. Failure to convince will result in it vanishing without a trace. Go!

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“Felines it says favourite person, place or thing and I see a photo of two tins of Tuna fish.”

“Of course Mrs. Human, one for Fluffy and one for me.”

“But Tabby there is more to life than tuna fish.”

“I know, but tuna fish is a large piece of life, and if I do not justify its existence it will disappear and no self respecting feline would endanger a tin of tuna fish.”

“Tabby is right Mrs. Human, tuna fish forever.”

“Ok Fluffy and Tabby, so what are the justifications.”

“Mrs. Human we do not need justifications for tuna fish. Tuna fish is a necessity in the life of a feline, agreed Fluffy.”

“Yes, Tabby. It is one of the Bastet commandents, I believe No. 236 “when choosing a human, be sure that she always has a regular supply of tuna fish”.”

“Oh, I didn’t know that.”

“Yes Mrs. Human Fluffy knows her Bastet commandments. No. 237 goes further to say that “a paw friendly tin opener should always be in reach” and No. 238 says “if supplies of tuna fish are getting low, apply your human’s credit card and your pawpad and order them online by Pawnnet“.”

“So what are the qualities of tuna fish felines.”

“It tastes good, has accompanying juice and makes a change from those boring vitamin pellets that you are constantly filling our food dish with.”

“And Bastet said let the felines find tuna fish and eat it and be happy.”

“I didn’t know you were so religious felines.”

“Of course we are Mrs. Human. It is written on the tomb of Bastet, in hieroglyphs of course. It can be translated as “I, me and myself and the tuna fish”, although many egyptologists disagree, but they never learnt to read meow did they?

Daily Feline Prompt: Do or Die with 9 Lives

17 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Do or Die with 9 Lives

  1. Hi Fluffy and Tabby, I, too, like Tuna. Tinned tuna is good, but last summer I had my first ever taste of real, fresh caught yellow-tail. Yummmmmy! Has your human ever given you salmon? If not, it’s time you began lobbying. Your friend in fishitude, Lily T. Wolf (P.S. I also like to eat kitties, but these days I can’t see or run and my teeth are about gone and Dusty tells me you two are A-OK with him, so you’re in no danger)

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    • Mrs. Human doesn’t like fresh tuna. She can get it at the fishmongers in the supermarket but says it is a bit on the dry side. We don’t know why she bothers to cook it, we prefer it raw. Salmon is fine, but Mrs. Human only buys the sliced smoked stuff for on toast and we would prefer it fresh, so no big deal. At the moment we are lobbying for fresh bird straight from the birdhouse but Mrs. Human says does not come into the question. The birdhouse is there to feed the birds and not for birds to feed the cats. Funny logic those humans have sometimes.

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