Here’s the title of your post: “An Offer I Couldn’t Refuse.”
Set a timer for ten minutes, and write it. Go!
“What has the postman brought? There is a parcel addressed to Tabby and Fluffy Feline from California.”
“Oh, great Mrs. Human, it has arrived at last.”
“Tabby what has arrived?”
“It was an offer that we couldn’t refuse.”
“Ok Fluffy, understood. You two felines have ordered something, probably online with my credit card, so the only way to find out what it is, is to open the parcel.”
“Mrs. Human it is addressed to us felines so we will open the parcel.”
“Paid for with my credit card.”
“What is that?”
“It is the latest computer model.”
“But you have pawpads, you do not need a computer.”
“Of course we do, it is operated by feline telepathy.”
“Huh! Ok I will plug it in.”
“Not necessary Mrs. Human, it is Whisker controlled, look.”
“It seems to be working, but looks very complicated. I cannot read anything.”
“Mrs. Human it is all written in meow of course, only for felines,”
“Who designed this machine? I noticed there was a postmark from America on the package.”
“It is a Tuna computer, you can see the fish on the specially designed paw friendly case: a product of Paw Valley”.
“Look Mrs. Human, it is very easy to control. I just have to concentrate and twiddle my ear with one of its 32 muscles and the job is done.”
“Oh we have just ordered 50 tins of tuna fish online.”
“It was an offer we couldn’t refuse, 50 tins for the price of 25.”
Needless to say the computer is now in the attic, together with the diamond studied cat flap and the chinchilla fur lined feline cushions, they were all offers that couldn’t be refused.