Daily Feline Prompt: Superfelinealigisticexpiwhiskerdocious

You get some incredibly, amazingly, wonderfully fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do


“We are getting tuna fish daily instead of once a week?”

“No, Fluffy”

“Then what’s the good news Tabby?”

“Do you only think of food Fluffy? There are other things in life than eating.”

“Like sleeping?”

“According to Mrs. Human we felines sleep at least two thirds of our life in this dimension and as the great Sigmund Feline said “Time spent with felines is never wasted” which I have been trying to tell Mrs. Human since we took over.”

“Which life does she mean?”

“That is a very good question and I would not even try to explain. Humans have enough problems living one life. They do not realise the stress we felines have co-ordinating 9 lives.”

“In that case Sigmund Feline found that living in nine dimensions is a not a waste of time, but a case of defining the logistic of the situation.”

“Yes, Fluffy, if you sleep, it is one life you are sleeping, No. 2 life is meditation, No. 3 is planning your territory.”

“And No. 4 is persuading the human to open a tin of tuna.”

“No, Fluffy, No. 4 is dreaming of a tin of tuna and No. 5 is inserting telepathic thoughts into a human brain to actually open the tin of tuna and serve it.”

“And Nos 6, 7, 8 and 9 are sleeping?”

“Yes, returning us to the situation that we sleep two thirds of our lives, but I am happy with the situation.”

“So am I Tabby, Tabby, Tabby. Oh dear she is sleeping again.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Superfelinealigisticexpiwhiskerdocious