Daily Feline Prompt: Ring of Tuna Fish

Do you love hot and spicy foods or do you avoid them for fear of what tomorrow might bring?

Tabby eating

“Pass me the cat nip Fluffy.”

“Just a pinch or a paw full?”

“Just a claw full. Where’s the tarragon?”

“Next to the vitamin pellets. What would you like to drink with it Tabby?”

“I think I will take a bowl of water, Grand Cru, preferably cooled.”

“I think you will have to wait for the water Tabby. It is only room temperature. I just heard Mrs. Human flush the toilet.”

“That would be ideal. Has she gone, is the door open to the toilet. Will quickly have a taste. Yes, that is perfect. What about you Fluffy? Is your food to your taste?”

“No problem Tabby. I prefer to take the cat nip after the meal, but as a hors d’oevre I like a spoonful of yogurt mixed with a little tuna sauce.”

“Really, yes I also like that, although I actually prefer tuna sauce pure and stirred, not shaken.”

“But tuna mixed with yogurt gives it such a creamy touch, a delicacy for the feline taste buds. Look Tabby outside, a mouse just walked across the garden.”

“Forget the dish of pellets, the tuna and the water. A mouse? Come on Fluffy, let’s go. How shall we have it served with or without?”

“I don’t care Tabby, if it moves kill it according to Bastet’s famous words, Chapter 2, verse 1.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Ring of Tuna Fish

10 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Ring of Tuna Fish

    • Being a dum European I just watched a video about duct tape and WD-40 which seem to be the solution to problems in the States. I did not let my felines watch the video as I don’t want them to get ideas.

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  2. Dear Tabby and Fluffy “If it moves, kill it” was Lily’s philosophy. She was good at it, too. She could catch a bird or mouse in mid air. I won’t tell you any more stories, though. They would be quite disturbing to you. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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      • The same thing happened to Lily. Please don’t take it personally, but the last thing she hunted was a kitten. Our human was very upset because she likes cats as much as she likes us, but she knew it was Lily’s nature. For a long time she called Lily “Cat Killer.” Lily thought it was a compliment, but I don’t think it was. Sadly, Dusty T. Dog

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    • According to my felines the Book of Bastet is not yet finished, new verses and chapters are added daily and it is only available in Meow. If you have whiskers and a tail, a paw and meow, you can by it online from the third dimension of the tenth life.

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