Daily Feline Prompt: The Human Menagerie

Do you have humans in your life? If yes, what do they mean to you? If no, why have you opted not to?

Me, resting during a walk

“Very good Tabby, did you want to show Mr. Human as well.”

“No Fluffy, I don’t think so, Mr. Human took the photo of Mrs. Human. I am sure we will get bonus points for that photo of an adorable animal photo. Mrs. Human at her best, relaxing and doing one of those human smiles which we felines find superfluous, but it will do.”

“But our feline prompt asks what do our animals mean to us.”

“No problem Fluffy. They open our tins of tuna fish, fill our dish with vitamin enriched pellets and keep our water bowls full, although they are still in training with the water. They have the impression that water from a tap is ideal. They have not yet realised that for our dainty feline palette we need something more exquisite. I see they sell bottled mineral water in the local supermarket from France.”

“Shall I order a few bottles online on my pawpad Tabby?”

“Yes do that. Use your Pawvisa card.”

“Done, another correction to the human treatment routine. I think you forgot something with the animals in our lives. They also empty our feline tray and clear away the furballs.”

“Yes Fluffy, what could be better. A perfect feline environment with human slaves in our life.”

Daily Feline Prompt: The Human Menagerie

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