Daily Feline Prompt: Singular Feline Sensation

If you could have a guarantee that one, specific feline was reading your blog, who would you want that person to be? Why? What do you want to say to them?

Fluffy, our blind Selkirk Rex cat

“Who reads our blog Tabby?”

“We have quite a fan club Fluffy. I know Dusty T. dog reads it, and sometimes even Roschti the feline next door has a look, but she only wants to know what we are having for food so that she can sneak in and help herself when we are not looking.”

“But Dusty T is a dog. He might chase us.”

“I don’t think so Fluffy. He lives in another country over a lot of water and we do not like water at least not the sort that they call ocean.”

“So you think we are safe.”

“Of course, and his human slave looks after him.”

“Do dogs have slaves, the same as we felines.”

“Sort of, although dogs do tend to do more obeying when the human gives them a command.”

“Oh, I see, like we take a message and think about it, although Mrs. Human never commands.”

“She does sometimes, but I never really listen. She gets all worked up when we go bird hunting, but she is a human. I get worked up as well when she doesn’t open the tin of tuna fish quick enough.”

“I think we will have to intensify our training programme.”

“Yes Fluffy, it is written in the book of Bastet, chapter 3, verse 250 “the only good human slave is one that obeys without asking why or saying no”.

“We must be slipping up with our training programme Tabby. Perhaps we should sleep less and keep a closer eye on human developments.”

“On the other hand Fluffy, why waste time training humans, they are so slow to realise. Time is better spent sleeping.”

“True Tabby, you are so wise.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Singular Feline Sensation

11 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Singular Feline Sensation

  1. Love it! Btw, thanks for the like. Compared to mine, your Daily Prompt is full of wit (sorry, it’s past 10pm where I am and my brain’s mushy, witty is the best adjective I can come up with) …

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  2. Dear Tabby and Fluffy — I ALWAYS read your blog! I want to THANK you for arranging to have the claw-safe pawPad for Dogs sent to me! My human took it away, but… I wouldn’t chase you unless you ran away then, I’m very sorry, but my instinct would kick in, but I’m sure if I were near you, my human would have me tethered. Yours always in gratitude and loyalty, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Perhaps we should send you the manual “How to train your human that she reads your wishes from your whiskers”, although it is only written in meow. We will enquire if there is a Bark or Wuff version available.

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