Daily Feline Prompt: Sweet Meows (are made of this)

What is the best dream you’ve ever had? Recount it for us in all its feline glory. If no dream stands out in your memory, recount your worst nightmare. Leave no frightening detail out.

Fluffy on the bed

“The best dream I ever had was when I fell into a tin of tuna fish.”

“Fluffy, that is not realistic. Tins of tuna fish are too small.”

“But it was a dream and it was a mega tin of tuna fish and dreams are not realistic.”

“Of course they are Fluffy. I dream every time I sleep about realistic things: birds, mice, defending my territory against other felines.”

“But you never defend anything against other felines Tabby, you usually run away and disappear through the cat flap.”

“Remember the famous words of Walt Disney “if you can dream it, you can do it”.”

“He also said “all your dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them”, but your courage seems to disappear once you see another feline. But Walt Disney was a human Tabby and humans have bright ideas that do not usually work out. And I still haven’t seen you defend our territory from Roschti, the ginger tom that lives next door.”

“That was because I did not want to Fluffy. I did not want to destroy his ideas of power and conquest. I was taking his feelings into consideration.”

“Err Tabby, I don’t think Roschti takes our feelings into consideration when he walks through our territory ignoring you.”

“He ignores you as well Fluffy.”

“Don’t change the subject and I do not run away from him.”

“I know, you hide beneath the table and wait for him to leave.”

“Oh, let’s dream the feline dream of taking over the world.”

“But we have Fluffy, it is just that the humans do not realise it – yet.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Sweet Meows (are made of this)

6 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Sweet Meows (are made of this)

  1. Dear Tabby and Fluffy, Do you felines ever dream you are chasing something, like a mouse or? Mindy often dreams she’s chasing something. She’s a sheep dog but I don’t think she’s ever seen a sheep and she’s so lazy, I don’t think she’s ever chased anything. I don’t have dreams like that, but sometimes Lily used to move in her sleep as if she were running. Do you do that, Tabby? Like you’re running away from Roschti? Yours forever and ever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Mrs. Human tells us we make noises and move in our sleep, but that is probably when we are floating on our fifth dimension absorbing waves of meaningful quantum meows to develop our aura and prepare us for our psychological transcendential status in the daily world. We tend to advance our knowledge in sleep. We prefer to chase mice in the real world.
      Met Lily in the fourth dimension and she barked she was doing OK in the etnernal fields of sheep.
      have a nice doggy day
      Tabby – and Fluffy

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      • Dear Tabby and Fluffy — I hope Lily had lots of snow all around her when you met her! If you see her again tell her “aaaa–ROOOO!” I finally learned how to howl. Pleasant and productive dreams to you, Tabby and Fluffy! Yours always, Dusty T. Dog

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