Daily Feline Post: _ is the new _ meow?

Click over to your favorite blog, and pick out the 4th and 14th words (that aren’t “the” or “an”). Drop them into this phrase:
“_____ is the new _____.”


“What do you think Tabby. Looks very mysterious.”

“Yes Fluffy, it must mean something. Even the title is full of spaces with a question mark at the end. Do you think they are coming to take us away.”

“You mean all three of them. I don’t like the look of that one second from left, he has that jungle look on his fur.”

“Yes, definitely and the one on the right is bowing down to him. Do you think we should bring him some offerings of tuna fish.”

“No Fluffy, I think it is a tiger and they do not eat tuna fish. They are more into human meat, like a leg or an arm.”

“Then let’s ask Mrs. Human…….”

“Are you mad Fluffy. We need Mrs. Human to open our tuna fish tins and to clean our recycling trays. No, let’s just ignore him. he might go away.”

“But I have never seen him move, he just sits there. The black one does resemble Bastet a little.”

“Yes, true, perhaps she is keeping him under control. Just a minute Fluffy, Mrs. Human is coming and putting them all in a big bag.”

“Perhaps she will kill them before they eat her.”

“No Fluffy, she is taking them out into the garden. Look.”

“Yes, I can see her from the window. She is arranging them all between the plants. Whew, at last they have gone.”

“Not quite Fluffy, did you hear that?”

“Yes, it was a roar.”

“No problem Fluffy, it was Roschti the ginger tom from next door. He was going to mark them, but changed his mind. I don’t think he will be bothering us for a time, he is a real coward sometimes.”

“True, who could be afraid of a few cat models.”

Daily Feline Post: _it the new_ meow?

8 thoughts on “Daily Feline Post: _ is the new _ meow?

  1. Dear Tabby and Fluffy — Don’t be afraid of statues. They are just lumps of inanimate matter and they can’t hurt you. I have learned from my human that you felines are more sensitive to changes in your environment. I think this might be because you can’t bark fiercely, but please trust me. Those statues are just silly looking lumps of dried dirt, OK? I want you both to be happy and have peaceful slumbers and good dreams. Yours always, Dusty T. Dog

    P.S. My human tells me that the puppy is coming home to stay in a few minutes. I don’t know what that will mean. I imagine I will be very busy training her, but I will still read your messages every day and respond to you. I’ll let you know how the puppy is doing, too, if you’re interested.

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    • Meow Dusty
      Of course I wasn’t frightened of those statues, I was just having a joke with Fluffy, but Fluffy disagrees. He says I was shaking, but I really wasn’t, although I was glad Mrs. Human put them in the garden.
      yes, let me know how the puppy develops. I am sure you will be doing the right thing. I think our mum trained us as well, but I cannot remember what she trained us to do. I think you will now be busy showing your new puppy how to bury bones. Train the puppy to be kind to felines.

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