Daily Feline Prompt: Isn’t your Feline red?

When was the last time you were embarrassed? How do you react to embarrassment? 

Garfield? - the neighbour's cat

“Tabby do you think that Roschti is permanently embarrassed?”

“I don’t think that Roschti knows what embarrassment is. He takes what he wants. I even found him dealing in catnip with the local felines.”

“Oh, you mean I shouldn’t have bought any catnip from Roschti.”

“You did what? Where is it Fluffy.”

“Did I do something wrong Tabby?”

“Nothing that cannot be put right Fluffy, Just give me the half.”

“But I had to give two freshly caught butterflies in payment for the catnip.”

“Ok, Fluffy, you can have the next butterfly that I catch, but not a swallowtail, one of the smaller ones, perhaps just a moth.”

“That doesn’t sound like a good bargain Tabby.”

“I don’t support dealing cats corrupting the kittens with catnip. As the famous feline musician Cat Vicious said “I stopped dealing in catnip because I couldn’t bear Roschti anymore. He was an embarrassment with his silly red fur and his shabby, nasty looking whiskers” and that is why there will be no more hoarding of cat nip from the red feline. He is an embarrassment to the local feline population. Now lets partake in the enjoyments of a catnip session together, getting high and rolling in the lawn.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Isn’t your feline red

6 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Isn’t your Feline red?

    • Meow Dusty
      Yes, you can always have too much of a good thing. Five minutes in the catnip is enough, but Cat Vicious knew no limits. The catnip season is now coming to an end and Mrs. Human said she does not want it in the garden because all the felines in the area are permanently rolling in it.

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  1. I don’t have a catnip in my garden. I have two felines guests visiting us daily to catch mice in my garden. One of them even jumped so high that she brought a nest down which was hidden in the creeper. It was a well planned move and young chicks could not be saved.

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    • I don’t have catnip in my garden either. I tried it once, but within a day it was squashed flat and died, so no more catnip. When Fluffy could see, he was an expert bird hunter, but today he just lets them fly past his nose and turns his head (not bad for a blind kitty).

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