Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Obstacle Course

Think about what you wanted to accomplish last week. Did you? What are the things that hold you back from doing everything you’d like to do?

New Bird in the garden

“No way am I going into the front garden.”

“Why not Tabby?”

“For once be glad you cannot see. Mrs. Human put a monster in the garden.It’s all green and red and yellow and its eyes are on stalks.”

“Can we eat it Tabby? Does it smell like tuna fish.”

“Fluffy, you really do not want to know. Its neck moves and so does its tail. It does not have a smell and non smelling creatures are always suspicious.”

“Perhaps we could make friends with it. It might be feeling lonely all on its own.”

“Fluffy, if you want to be friends with it, then be my guest.”

“But Mrs. Human does not let me out into the front garden. I would have to escape and she does not like it when I escape. She thinks I might lose the way. Can’t you try to make contact. Perhaps it is waiting for you to make the first contact.”

“Fluffy I do not have a death wish and have no longing to be the first feline that makes contact with an extra terrestrial that is probably longing to discover if I am tasty or not.”

“But you could write all about it on your Pawbook page. “Today I met a monster in the garden from another planet. Has any other feline ever seen one in his territory. Any advice appreciated.”

“And you think that other felines in Pawbook would let me know?”

Five minutes later

“Fluffy it worked. Tiddles from the village said that he also has one in the garden. His Mrs. Human bought it in the local supermarket. It does not breathe or move, so we can assume it does not live. Just a human thing. They like little toys in their garden. He also said I can even give it a push with my paw and it will fall over, although when Tiddles did that his human was annoyed. So it looks like it is just another proof of how silly humans are.”

“Great Tabby, you see Pawbook is the solution to all our problems. What are you writing now?”

“I thought while I was in Pawbook I would just add that I love my mother, my brothers and sisters and my dad.”

“But you don’t know who your dad is.”

“Who knows, perhaps he has a Pawbook page and might read this and we will be reunited.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Obstacle Course

9 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Obstacle Course

    • I will have to find out if those birds are available in the states, but they are probably Made in Hong Kong. Pawbook is available to felines, but there might be a canine version. I will have to ask Tabby, although she is not talking to me until I remove the bird from the garden.

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  1. Dear Tabby and Fluffy, My human says the thing in your garden is really cool. All we have in our garden are flowers and dog poo which our human regards as an obstacle when she has to mow. She gets philosophical when, after she picks up after us, there is still one little bit of poo hiding and she steps in it. If I had a sense of humor, I might find that funny as my sister Mindy does. Yours forever and ever and ever. OH! P.S. We’ve been reading about our little sister’s breed, and they love cats and are very gentle with them! She still barks, though, which you might find unnerving. Yours forever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      We have no problem with our recycllng process. First law is bury it in the neighbours garden and if that doesn’t work for some reason, then bury it in your own garden, but beneath a tree where the lawn mower cannot reach. Works everytime and our markings remain for all other felines to see..

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