Daily Feline Prompt: Feline snark bombs away

Try your hand at parody or satire — take an article, film, blog post, or song you find misguided, and use humour to show us how. 

Tabby

“No way Mrs. Human, I am not doing this one.”

“But Tabby all your fans and followers will be disappointed.”

“If I don’t know what a snark bomb is then Butch, Roschti, Tiddles and Montgomery won’t know either.”

“Who’s Montgomery?”

“He is a new Pawbook friend. He always gives a paws up when I write something.”

“You could have smiled for the daily photo Tabby.”

“I did not feel like smiling when I saw this old prompt. Admittedly I did not do it the first time round, they were the days before I had my pawpad, but I am now glad I did not have my pawpad when it first appeared. I don’t even know what a snark is. Is it something like a Jabberwock?”

“Sort of, because it is not so serious.”

“But Jabberwocks are serious creatures. They often bury things in our garden.”

“Are you sure Tabby, I have never seen a Jabberwock in the garden.”

“Jabberwocks cannot be seen by humans, but sometimes heard, like those things that go bump in the night. Humans have all sorts of reasons, but never really know why.”

“i thought things that go bump in the night was you when you make your third or fourth attempt to go through the cat flap or return home.”

“Mrs. Human I succeed each time with my cat flap entrances and exits and by the way it says something about humour in this prompt.”

“And?”

“Humour does not exist in meow. Perhaps you could explain?”

“It is when something is funny ha ha and not funny strange.”

“Aah. You know what I will sleep it over. This is not a prompt, but an ordeal.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline snark bombs away

12 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline snark bombs away

  1. Dear Tabby, you hit the nail ! An ordeal, agreed. You know what Tabby? Your day to ady conversation with Mrs.Human and previously with Fluffy ( O how much I miss him ! ) brings natural humor and laugh to us. HAha types, eh….Your friend cicrle is definelty expanding Tabby.

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  2. Dear Tabby, I’m surprised humor does not exist in Meow. My human sometimes tells us stories about her cats and they did some funny things. One called Reggie used to hide behind a sofa leg and pounce on the human when she walked by. My human says he laughed wryly as he sauntered away from the scene of the pounce, but perhaps she was giving him human characteristics… We went for a walk just now and my human accidentally stepped on my foot. I hope she doesn’t feel to bad about that. I know it was an accident. I’m sure I’ll be able to walk normally again someday. Yours always and furever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      We might have humour, but not in the way that a human thinks of humour. Perhaps more on the dark side. Those felines were no doing funny things, they were following the course of feline nautre. Sofa legs are made to hide behind and think how complicated it is for a feline to disappear behind such a leg, that is not easy. It is an achievement to pounce and our trimuphful march is perhaps to be compared with something from Aida. My human has also done things that she thinks is accidental, I let her belive it is so, I just spend some time planning my revenge afterwards, like a claw scratch whens she is not expecting it.
      Have fun and avoid human feet, they can be dangerous – Tabby

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