Daily Feline Prompt: It builds Feline Character

Tell us about a favorite character from film, theater, or literature, with whom you’d like to have a heart-to-heart. What would you talk about?

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“Where shall I begin Mrs. Human.”

“First of all you have to choose your favourite character, perhaps Garfield, Grumpy Cat or even Roschti.”

“Mrs. Human, let us get things straight. Garfield is for golden oldies, Grumpy Cat would cost too much for an interview and I do not talk to Roschti, and he does not talk to me. We just fight and paw our way through life.”

“Oh, then who is your favourite character?”

“That is quite obvious Mrs. Human, Me of course. I, me and myself are the best three friends I have. We go through thick and thin together and always share our tuna fish and catnip. We even drink from the same bowl and share the recycling tray.”

“But I think the idea is to have a talk to one of your favourite felines.”

“Exactly, I am my favourite feline. I am beautiful, I never have a disagreement with myself and territorial problems are solved. It is my territory and I do not share. Just look at my ears, they are unique.”

“You mean because there is fur growing out of them.”

“That is not fur, that is a sign of high intelligence. Not every feline has fur in the ears.”

“i thought it was only the wild cats that had fur in their ears.”

“Don’t think too much Mrs. Human, it doesn’t suit you as my personal human. And now I will take a rest, this interview has become tiring. I had to concentrate so much. Close the cat flap when you leave, there is a draught blowing through it and perhaps you could put my favourite carpet on the bathroom floor. Yes, that’s the one with the blue design. I am having a blue mood at the moment.”

Daily Feline Prompt: It Builds Feline Character