Daily Feline Prompt: Fearless Feline Fantasies

How would your life be different if you were incapable of feeling fear? Would your life be better or worse than it is now?

Tabby

“My life would be exactly the same as it is now Mrs. Human.”

“But if you did not feel fear, then you would definitely have other reactions.”

“Fear does not exist in meow Mrs. Human.”

“But I have often seen you running away from Roschti, the feline next door.”

“I beg your pardon. I do not run away from anything. Roschti and I are training. It is a feline game we play.”

“It does not look like you are playing. It looks more like a race to save your life.”

“Lives, Mrs. Human, Lives. Do not forget I have 9 of them and are very careful with them. If I am running, it is because I want to keep my bones and joints fit. The great feline statesman, Tiddles F. Kennedy said “Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual feline activity”, which proves how intelligent I am because I often train with Roschti to keep my intellect in action.”

“But what about when Butch is chasing you, you also run away. Don’t you ever chase other felines Tabby?”

“Of course I do, but I reserve my energy for my sleeping sessions. No good exercising with other felines. I just let them win to save any arguments. I hate those feline meow discussions about who is the fastest feline. It is beneath my dignity, I prove my superiority by actions that normally speak louder than meows.”

“That is why you run away?”

“I am not running away, just practicing Mrs. Human, just practicing.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Fearless Feline Fantasies

19 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Fearless Feline Fantasies

  1. ““Lives, Mrs. Human, Lives. Do not forget I have 9 of them and are very careful with them. If I am running, it is because I want to keep my bones and joints fit. The great feline statesman, Tiddles F. Kennedy said “Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual feline activity”, which proves how intelligent I am because I often train with Roschti to keep my intellect in action.””

    Gave me a great laugh!

    I am always in awe of your writing. 🙂

    I would have loved “beneath my dignity” in place of “below my value” but I feel feline verse follows a different recourse 😀

    Happy New Year to you, Tabby, Nera and family 🙂

    Love and light ❤

    Anand 🙂

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    • I changed to “beneath my dignity” which is much better. I have a problem often writing english, as I speak Swiss german most of the time and have to search for the words.
      Wishing you also a very happy new year and may your wishes come true

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      • Oh you did? I am so glad that I contributed a bit in feline-verse lol 😀 yes I understand now since you live in Switzerland you don’t speak much English 🙂 Thank you so much!

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  2. Reblogged this on blabberwockying! and commented:
    “Lives, Mrs. Human, Lives. Do not forget I have 9 of them and are very careful with them. If I am running, it is because I want to keep my bones and joints fit. The great feline statesman, Tiddles F. Kennedy said “Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual feline activity”, which proves how intelligent I am because I often train with Roschti to keep my intellect in action.”

    This gave me a great laugh. Thank you so much!

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  4. Cats seem to be better than humans in justifying their actions! So in a way, they are at least as intelligent or more than us, I should say. That is, if this is a real conversation!

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