Daily Feline Prompt: Happy Feline Endings

Tell us about something you’ve tried to quit. Did you go cold turkey, or for gradual change? Did it stick?

Tabby

“I go cold turkey any time Mrs. Human, I even prefer them cold, and as far as I am concerned you do not have to cook them. The flavour is more intense raw.”

“Tabby I do not think you have understood the meaning of this prompt. Cold Turkey is when you stop a bad habit immediately.”

“But I don’t have any bad habits Mrs. Human.”

“Chasing birds and mice is not something positive.”

“It is according to the way you look at it. Look at those birds on the bird house, there must be at least 30 sparrows.”

“Of course Tabby, they are hungry and are glad for the bird food I put out for them.”

“Rubbish Mrs. Human. Just look at them. They all suffer from overweight, one just fell off a branch because he lost his balance.”

“You mean I am overfeeding them.”

“Definitely, a certain poultry population control is necessary, otherwise we will be overrun with birds, but no problem Mrs. Human, I will be glad to assist. Where shall I begin?”

“Thankyou for the offer Tabby, but I think a scarecrow would do the job just as well.”

“And what about us starving felines.”

“Tabby you always have a bowl of food ready and water, what more can you wish for.”

“But eating vitamin pellets is not helping the overpopulation of birds. Look there is a sparrow pecking at some seeds on the ground.”

“Tabby where are you going.”

“Just doing something to help the bird overpopulation.”

“No Tabby. How would you like it when I would have a dog to help the feline overpopulation.”

“There is no feline overpopulation, you humans make sure of that when we are too young to know why we have to go to the vet for our operation.”

“But it is for your own good Tabby. Would you like to have kittens all the time?”

“Don’t change the subject Mrs. Human, hunting birds is not a habit, it is a feline necessity. We have it in the genes. By the way did you enjoy that roast chicken you and Mr. Human had for dinner yesterday?”

“Don’t change the subject Tabby.”

“Just saying Mrs. Human, just saying.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Happy Feline Endings

11 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Happy Feline Endings

  1. Dear Tabby, Tell your human not all dogs would have an effect on the feline population, but, I’m sorry to say, I’d probably chase you and that might not work out well for you. It’s just the way I was raised by my predatory Siberian husky adopted mothers. My little sister, on the other hand, would take good care of you and clean your fur and make sure you were warm. It depends on the canine and, like you felines, a lot of it is in our DNA. Still, yours forever and ever in spite of that, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Not wanting to be insulting, but I have never met a friendly canine, although I am sure there are exceptions to the rule. Even if you little sister might be a friendly canine, I would only approach her (or not) with care. My mum said never trust a canine, they might have four leggs but they have big teeth. I have god stuff in my DNA, so don’t forget it.
      Best wishes and you are my favourite online dog – Tabby

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      • I completely understand, Tabby. We would never have been able to learn so much about each other if we lived in the same house. Bear is a very strange canine. If she met you she’d just lie down and wait until you came over to see her. Then she would clean you, but because you’re a smart survivalist being, you might never come over to see her. Yours always, Dusty T. Dog

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