Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Resolutions

Have you ever made a New Year’s Resolution that you kept?


“Mrs. Human I have resolved not to resolve.”

“A good idea Tabby, then we will have no problems together.”

“On the other hand I have resolved a few resolutions for you to maintian.”

“But they are my resolutions, not yours.”

“Just a little help on the way Mrs. Human. You have resolved to serve tuna fish at least twice a week, on Sunday and Wednesday.”

“Why on those two particular days?”

“I could do Monday and Thursday if you would prefer. The name is not important of the day, but the regularity of the tuna fish servings is important. If I do not get my tuna fish regularly I will have a vitamin deficiency, I will suffer from withdrawal symptoms. I have also resolved that you will give me a tummy tickle at least twice a day, preferably in the afternoon and evening.”

“Are you sure not three times a day, I might be able to fix a tummy tickle in during the morning.”

“No, Mrs. Human. Mornings are not a good time for tummy tickles. I am busy planning my day. Evenings and afternoons are more suitable, the tummy tickles help to prepare me for my sleep. In connection with sleep, perhaps you could organise a comfortable cushion opposite the entrance to my apartment.”

“But you already have comfortable cushions on top of the cupboard and you often sleep on my bed.”

“That is not the problem Mrs. Human. I need a place where I can observe who enters and leaves my apartment. I have to keep things under control. You could perhaps also resolve that you open the window when I wish to enter my apartment.”

“But you have the cat flap.”

“Yes, but when I enter I have to align the magnet on my collar with the magnet on the cat flap and that needs concentration.”

“Anything else Tabby.”

“That will of for now. If something comes to my mind I will tell you, no better, I will make a list on my pawpad.”

“Yes Tabby, I am so glad you have organised my New Year’s Resolutions.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Resolutions

10 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Resolutions

  1. LOL 😀 So many demands?


    You know we don’t have pet cats here but last two days stray cats have disturbed us so much. They prefer the luxury of sofas and make them dirty with toilet etc when no one is watching. The house is on high alert now!

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    • You will have to fix up a recycling tray and then they will keep the sofa clean. I have never had a problem with my three felines. The only problem I had was with nera and her long fur. She would sit on snails, they would dry up in her fur and I had to remove them.

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      • Oh since they are not pets we don’t have recycling trays. Here in our neighborhood rarely anyone has pet cats. Cats are mostly thieves and rogues here and they make household clean by taking mice away and dirty by their excrements 😀


  2. Dear Tabby, Mindy has resolved to let our human brush her more often as her fur is a huge mess from wrestling with Bear in the yard. Bear has resolved to stop eating poop but success with that resolution depends on our human cleaning the yard twice a day. As for me? I’ve resolved to try to enjoy my life. It’s very difficult for me because I’m in charge of guarding our human and THAT is a full time job and quite a serious one. I don’t know what our human has resolved but I would like her to take us on two long walks a day and I think that would be a good resolution for her. She says then her entire day would be spent walking us and she has other things to do. Humans are endlessly frustrating. Yours always and forever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      I don’t do brushing, but my fur isn’t long enough. Nera had such long fur that she had to visit the vets once a year for a short back and sides, done under aneasthetic. Humans are strange creatures. They want to give the orders, but the orders are not really worth the effort because they change their minds constantly. My human has the job of guarding me, but I have to remind her now and again with a paw swipe just to make sure she is paying attention. Mrs. Human also does other things when she should be looking after me and attending to my wishes. I think I will have to improve my human training programme.
      Keep up the good work – best meowy wishes Tabby

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