What bores you?
Meow All, Tabby calling from her home that Mrs. Human shares with me. Boredom does not exist in meow. Today I am doing a selfie blog. Mrs. Human is busy doing something human like ironing, although I really do not understand what the point is. That would bore me. Why iron a perfectly comfortable pile of freshly washed items, what a waste of comfortable sleeping space. To sink into a pile of t-shirts, bed linen, socks an underwear unironed has its advantages. I can share my delightful scent and spread a few furry samples on it. Is Mrs. Human happy about this? No, she utters some incomprehensible human words, in a loud voice I would remark, and begins to shake it and remove all traces of the feline touch.
I have to find another place to continue my sleep. Now and again I yawn, but that is only a short interlude whilst I decide to change my sleeping position. This is always accompanied with 2-3 turns on my own axis. Why wander around when you can sleep in the same place. Sleeping has its various positions. Stretched out on the bathroom floor is very comfortable, as it distributes the floor heating throughout my fur. Curled up is also a good variation, I can concentrate on my paws and ensure that they never leave my legs (see photo). I often position myself in a place that will be obstructing human movements. This all has its advantages, you are noticed as an important presence and will never be ignored.
“What did you say Mrs. Human? You have finished this ironing thing and you can now help me to blog? Not necessary Mrs. Human, I have done it all. Of course I stayed respectable and did not rant about the humans in my life, how could I?”
Yawn – think I will transfer myself to the bed. I love human beds.