Daily Feline Prompt: The Feline Kick

What’s the 11th item on your bucket list?

Tabby

“Now that’s not very feline friendly.”

“What do you mean Tabby?”

“I have 9 lives. I get the 10th life when I arrive in the enteral corn chambers where the mice run free and are available for three meals a day. What more could I wish for, so who needs an 11th life.”

“I think it means the things you want to do before you go to the eternal corn chambers.”

“Exactly. Live my nine lives without a problem until I reach the 10th. I have already used about 4 lives, so there are still 5 to go. I am not yet even at the half way house.”

“Is there nothing you would like to do before you reach your 10th life?”

“Kill the feline next door, kill some birds and kill a few mice.”

“That sounds very bad.”

“I have not finished. and eat them all afterwards, except for the cat next door. I am not a cannibal, but I hope the dogs get him.”

“That is not being very kind. He is such a lovely feline.”

“He is one of those felines that escaped during the middle ages when they burnt the witches and they forgot to burn him as well. That feline is evil. His main purpose in his feline life seems to be a fight, a hiss, and a scratch.”

“And your purpose Tabby?”

“Something on those lines, but I seem to spend my time running when he is chasing me.”

“Then stand your ground and face him in a fair fight.”

“Err, Mrs. Human, just saying, I do not have a death wish. I want to enjoy the remaining 5 lives before I go forever.”

“But that feline might not have as many lives as you do.”

“Believe me Mrs. Human, he will survive us all. I saw him yesterday walking with a guy with two horns and red eyes.”

Daily Feline Post: The Feline Kick