Give other felines in WordPress one piece of advice based on your experiences blogging.
If you’re a new feline blogger, what’s one question you’d like to ask other feline bloggers?
Good Day fellow feline bloggers. As you can see the best condition to record your daily blog is a comfortable place were you can stretch your paws to relax and have your computer near. Another advantage is to be in a quiet place. I choose the bathroom. There is floor heating and no-one really bothers you unless the human wants to visit its recycling bowl. If there is an alternative recycling bowl for the human, then train the human to use it when you are occupying this room.
Unfortunately I am allowed only one piece of advice, so I will make it short. Write about I, me and myself in that order. No-one interests what you say about the others, unless you want to destroy the reputation of a feline that is annoying you. “Cuddles is a sissy” or “Curly is a coward, he runs away from mice” – this is allowed, it will ensure that your purr counts will increase. You may repeat certain sentences such as “We love tuna fish” or “Down with vitamin food pellets”, you will then perhaps have a chance of winning the international feline Bastet prize for feline bloggers, and perhaps have a special place in the eternal corn chambers when you achieve your 10th life.
Mention humans only if necessary, and in a negative sense of the word “My human forgot to empty my recycling tray this morning”, or “I scratched my human because he refused to give me a tummy tickle”. These statements may be accompanied by a loud “HISSS” on your site. And never forget to organise the best possible paw friendly computers and pawpads available. This is easily done by usage of the human toy known as credit card. You will find the links on www.pawfriendlycard.cat.
If there are any further questions, you can reach me by pawmail.