Daily Feline Prompt: Felines Live to Eat

Some felines eat to live, while others live to eat. What about you? How far would you travel for the best meal of your life?

tabby

“Mrs. Human, instead of standing in front of the window taking a photo of me, it would be more intelligent to open the window and let me in. I am hungry, although the selection does not look so good.”

“Ok Tabby, I just thought that your fans and followers would like to see a photo of you as you have been absent for two days from your blogging site.”

“Yes, I wanted to ask about that. Here I was waiting for the computer switch-on, and no human. She was laying on a bed or in a chair with her foot on a cushion. Now and again she was hobbling around on a stick. This is not the idea Mrs. Human, what about me?”

“Sorry Tabby, but I had an accident and fell down and injured my foot.”

“But you did not injure your fingers, so you could write my thoughts down for me. When are you going to eventually organise a paw friendly lap top, then there will be no problem. I will not have to rely on humans that have accidents.”

“Thanks for asking how I am Tabby.”

“I didn’t”

“I noticed, it is just something that we humans do now and again, especially if someone is injured.”

“Good for the humans. We felines are more realistic.  In a week I am sure the accident will be forgotten and your foot will be its usual colour. So now to the food. I live to eat, of course, but unfortunately my prey does not often oblige.”

“What do you mean?”

“The birds of course. They are supposed to die to make them easier to eat, but they fly away and I cannot catch thrm.”

“But Tabby, you always have enough food.”

“Define “food” Mrs. Human. If we are talking about my weekly ration of tuna fish from a tin which cannot be opened with a paw friendly tin opener, because it has not yet been invented, then that is not the idea. I would starve until you open the tin.”

“But you have other food to eat.”

“And if you are referring to the hard tasteless chewy vitamin pellets that taste of nothing special, then forget it. The neighbour’s feline always gets a share of the roasted meat on Sunday.”

“But I always give you same samples of what we eat at lunch when you sit and beg for it.”

“Exactly, I have to beg. A donation would be very much appreciated. Anything left from dinner?”

“Some bacon.”

“Did you flavour it with some tarragon or powdered mouse.”

“Not exactly.”

“Forget it, I will retire to my cushion and sleep. Please check in an hour to see if I have not yet died of starvation.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Felines Live to Eat

16 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Felines Live to Eat

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  2. Tabby!!! I sure have missed you and your sarcastic takes on the daily prompts! Glad you are back!!! Meowwwww……..

    PS I met the neighbor cat today Mrs human introduced us in her take on today’s prompt. Pretty cat but just not you!!! Lol

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