Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Quirky Habits

Which quirky habit annoys you the most, and what quirky habit do you love — in yourself, or others.


“Mrs. Human, I was thirsty, so I thought I would try something completely different.”

“But that is whisky, it will make you go very quirky.”

“Stay cool, it was almost empty in any case. I think it was only on the cupboard for decorative purposes.”

“Whisky is really not meant for felines Tabby. It could make you ill.”

“Who needs whisky when we have 100% water, the real thing. Of course, we let the water mature until it reaches a quality fit for the feline digestive system.”

“But you always have fresh water in your bowl Tabby.”

“I am talking about the real McCoy, not that processed liquid that comes from the tap full of chemicals.”

“But Tabby, we make sure that it is fit for drinking.”

“Define “fit” Mrs. Human. There is water and water. I prefer it on ground level. When it falls from above it is not exactly ideal for us felines. Water must mature, just let it rain and settle and then leave it for a while. Ahhh the tantalisation of the feline taste buds cannot be imagined. It is the nectar of the feline gods, and I am a god, it has just been forgotten over the years, but we will return. Fortified by our selective water choices. The time will come when felines will again rule the world, take over what it rightfully ours. In the meanwhile can you fill my water bowl with something fresh from the tap.”

“I though you said you prefer the natural water that lays for a while to mature.”

“You cannot have everything Mrs. Human and at least that liquid in the tap is free of amoebic impurities.”

“Free of what??”

“There is a saying Mrs. Human “In the garden every colour is represented, and that is only the drinking water.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Quirky Habits

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