Daily Feline Prompt: Mad Feline Libs

Turn to your humans or fellow felines — and ask them to suggest an article, an adjective, and a noun. There’s your post title! Now write

Tabby

“Mrs. Human”

“Yes Tabby, of course I have a suggestion for the daily feline prompt. What about “The Vitamin Pellets”?”

“I think there is a misunderstanding Mrs. Human. I wanted to order you to shut the window. It is very draughty and my whiskers are sensitive to cold air.”

“Oh, I thought you wanted an idea for today’s blog.”

“I know it says “your human”, but vitamin pellets is not exactly the idea, although perhaps it might work:

“The human that invented vitamin pellets for felines probably got the idea whilst smoking a joint. I know when I roll in catmint, I often get carried away and have insane ideas. I am sure he was on a trip to never never land, imagining lots of happy cats all chewing away at pieces of indigestible neutral flavoured brown pellets and deciding it is the essence of a feline life. This is, of course, not the case: another example of human stupidity. They can be flavoured with fish, meat, even caviar, but the result is the same. A tasteless piece of indigestible matter only worthy for hairball production. Mixed with grass they are quite easy to regurgitate, they make it easier to dispose of from the body.”

“Just a minute Tabby, you cannot write that. It is not very appetising and I am sure your followers would agree.”

“That is a matter of who my followers are. There might be a few mislead humans amongst my followers who are still of the opinion that we felines are something to dress up with a bow around our neck and pet and find “What a sweet cat”, but they are the misguided and the proof that humans were descendants of the apes, and unfortunately not the felines. My feline followers are of a higher intelligence level, being once worshipped as gods.

As Cat Darwin said “Humans, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal” and never a truer word has been said. Yes I am sure when I submit these wise words of my blog to CatPress and Pawbook, it will be welcomed and apawded by all my feline colleagues.

Daily Feline Prompt: Mad Feline Libs

10 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Mad Feline Libs

    • Tabby hates people that do that as well, although she did mention that a Swarovski diamond studded cat flap would be ok, or perhaps a collar with steel spikes might give her a boost to her reputation.

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  1. Oh boy oh boy Tabby you had to bring up them pot heads! This human lives where they sell it in stores even! Lol they do it on every corner! But, since that catnip you so love to nip makes you crazy like them I guess Mrs Human can send you to me and I will take you right to them!! Haha good laughs here! 🙂

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