Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fleeting

Pet shop

“What’s that architectonic monster construction in the photo Mrs. Human?”

“Mr. Human and I had to go to the pet supply shop this morning to buy a bag of your favourite vitamin pellets and they had this cat tree, sorry gymnastic centre, in the window, so I took a photo.”

“Are you going to buy me one.”

“No, Tabby it is too big for your home and you no longer need one. You play enough on the furniture and your various sleeping places. We do not have the room for a gymnastic centre.”

“I do not remember being asked Mrs. Human. You must have had one of your fleeting moments of memory.”

“We did not want to bother you with such trivialities.”

“My existence and physical shape is not trivial. I have to remain fit and healthy.”

“I know Tabby, that is why we replenished the supply of vitamin pellets.”

“Mrs. Human I think there is a slight misunderstanding here on priorities. I also stay healthy on tuna fish, that also has vitamines.”

“But not so concentrated as your pellets Tabby. We are only thinking of your health needs.”

“So am I, Mrs. Human, so am I. As the sister of Bastet said, and she was a lady president of the feline kingdom – Michelle Cat Obama “We can make a commitment to promote vitamin pellets on every part of every menu. We can make portion sizes smaller and emphasize quality over quantity. And we can help create a culture – imagine this – where our kittens ask for healthy options instead of resisting them, including a daily portion of tuna fish”.”

“Bastet had a sister?”

“She had many Mrs. Human, but do not change the subject. Did they have any cat nip stuffed mice at the pet supplier shop.”

“Oh, I forgot to get you one Tabby.”

“Hiss, too preoccupied with buying vitamin pellets. You should really make a list of priorities. There, I have sent an SMS from my pawphone with a list to make sure you do not forget the next time. Typical human, buys 5 Kilo of vitamin pellets and no catnip mouse.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Fleeting

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