Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Dirty

Tabby hiding in the Pampas

“Tabby, stop munching that grass, we all know what happens. Tabby”

“I do not exist for the future Mrs. Human, just for the now. The feline that  controls the past controls the future. The feline that  controls the present controls the past and I am in control of everything. I controlled myself when I was chewing the grass. I am now controlling the digestion of the grass and in the future, which will be in a few minutes, I will produce a hair ball. I believe that is based on the famous words of George Paws Orwell, although he did not say it exactly like that. And now give me some space, the production is beginning.”

“But Tabby, not on the carpet, at least on the floor.”

“Too late for the first production, but the sequel is appearing. I will shift to the stone floor.”

“Thanks for the consideration.”

“Wait, where do you want the third one?”

“There is another one arriving.”

“Good fur balls always arrive in threes.  What about the kitchen.”

“No Tabby, you could perhaps go outside.”

“But it is not the same, I like to leave my tracks inside to show that I have been there and done that.”

“Yes, but perhaps just as an exception to the feline rule, you could manufacture your results in the great outside where it would not bother anyone. I really do not want to treatd in a fur ball.”

“Very considerate Mrs. Human. I also like my fur balls to be symmetrical and not squashed.”

“Tabby, where are you going?”

“Outside of course, for a fur ball production.”

“But not on the cushion on the chair.”

“I cannot do anything right it seems. Even the manufacture of a feline characteristic is criticised.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Dirty

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Dirty

  1. Dear Tabby, There’s no canine counterpart to this marvel of yours, I’m afraid. Bear says if she saw one of your furballs she’d eat it and Mindy is in agreement. I’m having a pretty exciting morning because the neighbor is outside and he definitely deserves barking at. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      I only hiss at my neighbours if they are feline. The canines keep themselves to themselves usually. Tell Bear and Mindy not to eat furballs, I would even eat one of mine. You never know what lurks in them.
      Have a nice barking time with the neighbour’s hound – Tabby

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