Daily Feline Prompt: Conceal the feline


“Mrs. Human, I decided to have a quiet hour on a chair, concealed from the prying eyes of the human creature walking around with a camera in her hand, but no chance. Is there no way of being concealed from the attention of many, hundreds, no thousands, perhaps even millions of humans sitting at their computers and waiting to see what Tabby will do today?”

“But Tabby you do not want to disappoint your fan club, they wait for you every day to see what you have been doing. Your likes have increased since you stopped concealing your talents for pawing words of wisdom.”

“You think I have talent?”

“Of course Tabby, you have a chance of becoming feline of the year. Today you were even featured on Tummy Rub Tuesday.”

“Great, what do they pay?”

“Tabby it is an honour, some things are done for the pleasure of doing it. You should not be so materialistic.”

“Are you insinuating that I do not have interest in showing everyone what a modest,  wonderful, perfectly formed feline creature I am. Of course I Iike having my photo shown for everyone to see my beauty. Your are my manager Mrs. Human, so begin discussions to settle my fee, nothing is free you know. Perhaps some fresh salmon garnished with catnip.”

“I don’t think so Tabby, but they did think it was a perfect photo that I took showing all your best features. Perhaps I should enter the photo for animal photo of the year. I might win some money.”

“Money does not exist in meow. I thought this was about me Mrs. Human.”

“Of course Tabby, but without my perfectly planned photos there would be no Tummy Rub Tuesday for you.”

“And my contract?”

“Sorry Tabby, but contracts need witnesses and it seems the word “witness” does not exist in meow.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Conceal the Feline

8 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Conceal the feline

    • I have now commissioned Mr. Human to only take photos of my tummy from all various angles with various lighting effects. Who knows, I might become tummy rub feline of the year, although I must first of all examine what is in it for me.


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