Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Giggle

Tabby

“Tabby, couldn’t you laugh for the camera?”

“What’s laugh Mrs. Human?”

“It is what you do when you find something funny.”

“What’s funny Mrs. Human. Can you eat it. What does it taste like?”

“No, Tabby, not everything can be eaten.”

“Then don’t ask silly questions. If it is not in the human-meow dictionary, then I am not interested.”

“Laughing is when you find something is amusing, like a joke.”

“Aha, what’s a joke. Sound very tasty.”

“A joke is when I tell you a story and you have to laugh.”

“I see,  yes story exist in meow. Is that like the one where the pharoah said “Where is my feline” as he took his last breath. The feline arrived and decided to take over the kingdom. Althogh no-one really laughed. They only laughed when the pharoah was put into the pyramide and the feline took over. There was free mice for all.”

“I don’t get the meaning of the story Tabby.”

“Of course you don’t, you are a human. I don’t think the pharoah did either and his feline escaped from being put into the pyramid with him.”

“How do you know what happened in ancient Egypt?”

“I was there of course, one of those felines clapping his paws when it all happened. That was in one of my earlier lives.”

“I thought you only have 9 lives.”

“Basically yes, we get the 10th one when we arrive in the Eternal Corn Chambers, but that is only on the next dynasty. The pharoah stuff was all in my first dynasty, or was it the second? I cannot remember, but I have a faint memory of  it being fun having the run of the place and being worshipped by all the humans.

As Mark Paws Twain du Whiskers said “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please”: one of my favourite quotes. I live by it.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Giggle

7 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Giggle

    • Meow and welcome back, but I am a feline. Giggle is beneath my godly status, we think about it first of all, and if there is a deep meaning reason for a “giggle” as you say, which does not exist in meow, we might reply in a suitable manner fit for felines.

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  1. Dear Tabby, I believe we have jokes in the canine world. The more intelligent canines like to play tricks on each other and sometimes on our humans. I don’t, of course, because I am a very serious canine, but both my sisters do this. Mindy’s favorite joke is to get into the kitchen trash and strew it all over the floor when she’s left in the house alone too long. The human doesn’t find this funny and plays her own trick on Mindy by hiding the trash. My sister likes to play tricks on me by getting very close to me then jumping. I have NO idea whether that’s funny or not. Perhaps I was a feline in another life. Yours always and always, Dusty T. Dog

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  2. Meow Dusty
    Yes there are borderlines in the space between what humans do and we felines/canines. I find that Mindy was carrying out a serious job of distributing the kitchen trash, that is not an easy task to perform when you have four paws and your human should have at least congratulated her and give her a bone, or whatever canines prefer as a reward. We felines often get close to each other, but we call it a paw fight, perhaps a territorial protective action. Definitely not just a jump. Do you sometimes feel as if you should be worshipped by your human? If you do, you were probably one of us in your past life.
    Keep up the good work Dusty – Meow Tabby

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