Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Beach

Roschti

“Mrs. Human, what is that invader doing on my blogging site.”

“But that is your neighbour, Roschti, he is such a lovely feline and so photogenic.”

“I beg your pardon. He is in the wrong place at the wrong time. It is my time now, so remove that photo and replace it with one of me.”

“But Tabby, I do not have anything new to show. You were sleeping when Roschti appeared and he was such a obedient feline and allowed me to take a few photos.”

“Whether I am sleeping or not is not the point. He was invading my territory, just look at the smug look on his face. Mark my works, give him a photo and he will take over.”

“Of course he will not take over Tabby. I hope you do not mind, he begged for some food, so I gave him the remainder of your tasty vitamine pellets which you left.”

“Oh, I see. No, no problem Mrs. Human. He can eat my vitamin pellets any time. So now write my daily prompt. What is a beach Mrs. Human?”

“That is the problem Tabby, we don’t have any beaches where we live, just river banks on the side of the river.”

“But I do not like rivers, they are full of water, are wet and smell, although my Pawbook friend Tiddles said they have fish. ”

“Yes they do Tabby.”

“Tiddles lives near a river and says he sometimes fishes them out of the river with his paws. We have a river just along the path. Go and fetch me a few fish, tuna preferably. You can fish them out with your hands.”

“But Tabby we have only small fish and it would be difficult to catch one with my hand. They are very slippery and would escape. And we do not have tuna fish, they need an ocean and salt water.”

“Mrs. Human apply your human intelligence and opposable thumbs and put some salt in the river.”

“It wouldn’t help Tabby, what I would need is something to catch the fish with. A fishing net or a fishing rod.”

“Then organise one.”

“And when the fish don’t bite.”

“Fish bite, they have teeth?”

“No Tabby, it is just a way of saying that they grip the hook on the fishing rod because we usually put a worm or an insect on it to tempt them.”

“This sounds disgusting. You know what, just open a tin of tuna fish, that will do just as well. And no more photos of other felines, this site is my land and I will not tolerate ginger toms occupying my space. Is that clear Mrs. Human?”

“Yes of course Tabby, then I will no longer give Roschti your left over vitamin pellets.”

“Oh I am still thinking about that.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Beach

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Beach

  1. “Mrs. Human, what is that invader doing on my blogging site.”

    “But that is your neighbour, Roschti, he is such a lovely feline and so photogenic.”

    “I beg your pardon. He is in the wrong place at the wrong time.” Lovely post.

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