Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Sacrifice


“Mrs. Human, not wanting to disappoint, I have decided to make a sacrifice today.”

“Well that is a surprise, how nice Tabby and I was thinking that the word did not exist in meow.”

“Of course it does. There were days when we were sacrified just for the colour of our fur. Nera had many memories.”

“But Nera is no longer amongst us.”

Nera“You think so, she is retired now and living her 10th life in the eternal corn chambers. She remembers her 9th life before she was re-incarneted for the third time. Her human was sacrificed as some said she was a witch. She was burnt at the stake, or was she drowned, cannot remember. They were wrong, the human was just the slave, and Nera gave the instructions. ”

“That doesn’t sound so good. I always thought Nera was a very obedient feline, she would empty her bowl of vitamin pellets with no problem.”

“Of course she did Mrs. Human, Nera would eat anything. That was one of the reasons she was overweight, although she insisted it was not fat, but only fluff. And talking of vitamin pellets, they are probably the source of the evil. That is why I have decided to sacrifice them. You can give them to Roschti, the feline next door.”

“Are you sure he wants them Tabby? He might become suspicious knowing they are from you.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, he will think that he has at last won the territorial fight, but it is a trick. He will be eating those disgusting hard pellets (and I hope he chokes on them) and will have the impression that it is a gift from me. I will then be able to live a quiet undisturbed life without vitamin pellets.”

“But what will you eat instead.”

“The human will provide I am sure. Let’s begin with some fish. I was watching Master Feline Chef yesterday on PawTV. They served cooked tuna fish in a delicate caviar sauce with slivers of black truffel, they even gave the web address where you can order the ingredients.”

“And you think I will order them. That is too expensive.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, I have already done the honour. They have a 24 hour delivery service and accepted your credit card.”


“Did someone call my name?”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Sacrifice

8 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Sacrifice

  1. Dear Tabby, I believe this “sacrifice” thing is a human idea. I don’t understand it at all, though I have seen my sister Mindy give up her rawhide chew to Bear. Is that sacrifice or survival? Yours always and forever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      I might sacrifice some sleepy time if I am busy bird watching. Otherwise I do not do a lot of sacrificing. I really don’t want to spoil Mrs. Human’s day, she is so happy to sacrifice her time and energy to make my life comfortable, which I expect of course. What is the point of having a lazy human.
      Must now go, sleep is calling – Tabby

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