Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Chaos

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“Tabby what are you doing?”

“Having a scratch Mrs. Human.”

“Tabby, do you have fleas?”

“Shhhh, not so loud, we don’t want the others to hear. Of course, I do not have fleas, I would not know a flea if I saw one. You scratch as well from time to time Mrs. Human, do you have fleas?”

“Definitely not, but I do not have fur and fleas like to hide in fur.”

“If they hide it is a good idea to have a scratch, but as I do not have any fleas, there is no problem.”

“Perhaps it might be a good idea to have a bath Tabby, just to be sure.”

“Mrs. Human I do not have fleas, I do not even have tics. I am immune, they leave the superior Tabby felines alone.”

“Are you sure Tabby?”

“Mrs. Human, why do I have the McDonalds “M” on my forehead. That is the sign for fleas to stay away.”

“But I have a box of flea powder in the cupboard. Perhaps it might be a good idea to sprinkle some on your fur, just to be sure.”

“I do not need a bath nor a sprinkling of flea powder. I am clean, not infected although I heard that Tiddles has fleas.”

“Is Tiddles one of your friends?”

“I do not have friends, do not need friends, especially if they have fleas. Tiddles is my Pawbook colleague and he is searching for a flea cure. Shall I tell him to contact you Mrs. Human. You seem to have all the answers.”

“I am in Facebook, not pawbook”

“No problem, just write and ask your facebook community what they do when their 4-pawed owners have fleas. Guranteed you will have at least 200 likes and as many suggestions tomorrow. And now leave me to have a scratch behind my ear. And no, before you ask, I do not have ear mites, do not have to go to the vet, it is just an itch, nothing more nothing less. What do you do, Mrs. Human, if your nose itches?”

“I scratch it of course”

“And there you have the solution to the fact that I raise my paw and scratch, because it itches. I do not have an ear invasion, fur invasion, or any other invasion. I scratch because I want to scratch, just like humans do.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Chaos

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