Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Anger

Tabby

“Hisss, hiss, about time Mrs. Human, I am waiting.”

“Stay cool Tabby, what is wrong, has something happened. Did you lose a claw, did I forget to fill your water bowl?”

“No Mrs. Human, my claws are complete and my water bowl is full, although it would not surprise me if you had even forgotten to fill it. I am not sitting on your desk for health reasons and staring at a window that is closed where the blinds are even blocking my view. No, Mrs. Human, after lunch you always raise the blinds and open the window so that I can explore the area and discover any anomalies.”

“I was sleeping Tabby but now I am here.”

“I also sleep Mrs. Human, but I ensure that I have dealt with my duties before sleeping. You have obviously not paid attention to my needs.”

“You have duties?”

“Do not change the subject when I am meowing. Before you sleep you ensure that I have free access to the outdoor world when I am awake and that the blinds are raised.”

“But Mr. Human was sleeping in my office on the couch.”

“Mrs. Human I come to the conlcusion that far too much sleeping is happening with the humans in my home. It does not fit into my programme.”

Tabby“Feline programmes are different to human programmes. I will now raise the blind and open the window.”

“I am waiting. I am missing all the fun outside because of your sleeping programme. I have places to go and things to do.”

“OK Tabby, I have now raised the blind and opened the window, you can leave.”

“Just a moment not so fast. I am still thinking about it. I have to check that the enemy is not near before I leave.”

“You mean the whisker demons?”

“No, they only appear at full moon, but I can smell Roschti, the feline next door.”

“He sneaked in and ate some of your wonderful tasty vitamin pellets whilst you were sleeping. I am so sorry Tabby.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, as far as I am concerned he can eat them all. Just refill my bowl with tuna fish and all is forgiven, perhaps. And now for the great outdoors, I will be back in an hour or so, I am on a mouse safari. Leave the window open for my re-entrance.”

Tabby

Daily Prompt: Feline Anger

6 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Anger

  1. Dear Tabby — Sorry for my long absence. My human put my little sister and I in a thing called a “kennel” and we had to stay there for a loooonnnnggg time. But the good news is our human returned and now we’re home again. I tried to reassure my little sister that all would be well as I have been through this before, but she had a difficult time believing me. She’s still very young. I would be careful, if I were you. If you make your human angry by making too many demands, she might put you in a kennel, too. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty and welcome back from the kennel problem.
      We felines do not have kennels, that is more a dog thing. Of course if Mrs. Human continues to disobey my orders I will have to think about putting her in a human kennel, or perhaps making an exchange. On the other paw, she is on a learning curve and I really do not want to start all over again. I once heard talk about Mr. and Mrs. Human going somewhere and I would also have to go somewhere when they are in their somewhere place, but it did not happen, I put in a veto.
      Glad to see you are back, it is always good to know how the other side lives.
      Tabby

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