Daily Feline Prompt: Open Feline

Tabby

“Tabby what are you waiting for.”

“And I thought humans were on a higher level to everything else, with the exception of the feline of course. I am waiting for you to open the window.”

“But Tabby, if you just turn your head a little to the rightt, you can see your feline flap and that is always open for you to use.”

“The problem being that it might be open for human understanding, meaning if I approach the flatp and move my head in a certain direction, the magnet that hangs on my collar will cause it to open, because of the opposing poles of magneticsm, yes it is open. However, this means a cerain amount of extra energy being spent on the action which I prefer to save for more worth while circumstances, such as have a complete lick before manoevering myself into a comfortable sleeping position. So open the window.”

“Err, Tabby I think I lost you somewhere.”

“Of course you did, humans are no accustomed to understanding those of higher intelligence. I am still waiting Mrs. Human, move and open the window.”

“But you can enter by the cat flap.”

“This is becoming a déjà vue Mrs.  Human. I know I can enter by the cat flap, but I can also enter through an open window, which is more comfortable. I save energy for more worthwhile tasks, as I already told you. This is becoming a waste of valuable feline time.”

“Tabby stop wiping your paw on my window, you are leaving paw smears.”

“Do I have to repeat my meow. And about time too, was that really to much to ask, to open the window.”

“I thought it over and decided that opening the window was less work than cleaning the window.”

“And now you realise why we felines are on a higher level of intelligence, actions speak louder than meows.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Open Feline

6 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Open Feline

  1. Dear Tabby, I wish we had a dog flap. We have one at our friends’ house in Colorado Springs and it makes life a lot easier, but our human doesn’t feel our yard is secure for my little sister SO we have to be taken to the very back yard and our dog run. I wish my little sister had never figured out she could dive through the lilac hedge. It’s really inconvenienced all of us, but what’s done is done. I can tell you, if I had a dog flap, I’d use it all the time. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Do not be sad. It seems to me your little sister is bigger than you are, and so it might be better without a dog flap. I could be that she would get stuck in the dog flap and then it would be your fault, It is only since Nera and Fluffy left for their 10th life in the etnernal corn chambers that Mrs. Human allows me to go through the cat flap when it suits me. Unfortunately she is getting lazy and it is now a do-it-yourself job I am used to being served and not having to do everything myself. At least your human takes you to the back yard, and you do not have to do it all by yourself. Humans are there to serve, do not forget.
      your imperial feline friend – Tabby

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