Daily Feline Prompt: The Craving Feline

Tabby

“Tabby, you are so quiet, is there something wrong, can I do something for you?”

“No, just leave me to a few quiet medidtative moments, I am making plans.”

“You are going somewhere?”

“No Mrs. Human, I am staying where I am. It is comfortable here, I can relax and organise your life for the next day or two.”

“Who’s life do you want to organise?”

“Mrs. Human, there are certain items that you tend to overlook in my care. I also have my cravings and my needs and they are not to be disregarded.

  1. tuna fish
  2. cat nip
  3. A diamond studded cat flap to be envied by the other felines
  4. Add some perches on the tree outside to make the bird feel comfortable and relaxed before I pounce
  5. Invite a few mice to make their home in the garden
  6. A mink cover for my sleeping cushion
  7. A cat litter box in every room in my home, so that I do not have to walk so farĀ for my needs
  8. tuna fish
  9. My own computer with paw friendly keys
  10. Tuna fish

“Is that all Tabby?”

“I am not sure, I am still thinking about it. I crave so much.”

“I think you made a mistake. you have repeated tuna fish three times.”

“Yes you are right Mrs. Human, I should have written it at least five times, lest you might forget. Just put it on your shopping list or on your mobile phone where you list things that are important and should not be forgotten.”

“Are you sure you would not like your own mobile phone? You could then keep the list for yourself.”

“A good idea, I could then send it to your phone and you would have all the necessary information that you need at once. Yes, it is always better to be on the safe side. You can get me an iPhone in rose gold, not one of those cheap special offer phones . And make sure it has a nice cover, something with a Lion on it to match my character.”

Daily Feline Prompt: The Craving Feline