Daily Feline Prompt: The Feline Radical solution

Tabby 11.09.2016

“Tabby, are you breathing. Are you alive Do I have to call the vet?”

“Vet! What vet, where is he, kill him, send him to a dog, they love vets. No, I need no vet, I am perfectly healthy, have no pain, look I am smiling.”

“But Tabby you have been laying on the grass for at least an hour. I was sure that you were ill.”

“Mrs. Human, the sun is shining, it is hot, so I decided on a radical cure. A sleep cure. Do not disturb, and the last thing I need is a vet. That would be the final countdown of my lives to be lead.”

“I only wanted to help Tabby, to revlieve your pain and perhaps resuscitate you.

“Resuscitate, like mouth to mouth or nose to mouth. Try it Mrs Human.”

“On the other hand I think I will leave that part of the action Tabby. You seem to be alive and well.”

“Lost interest in a few breathing impulses Mrs. Human. Look I will open my mouth and you can give me the breath of life, a radical cure.”

“Do not be insulted Tabby but your breath is not exactly as fresh as a daisy.”

“Of course, I do not eat daisies, just flies and the healthy vitamins pellets you feed me continuously. If my breath is not fresh, it is not my fault, but the fault of those that give me boring vitamin pellets, whose origins are from an unknown source. Or perhaps it is the remains of my last hair ball, look, it was a nice hairball.”

“Yes Tabby, it is a lovely hairball, now hide it and bury it. Let’s forget the breath of feline life. You seem to be quite healthy.”

*Of course, all I need is sleep and shelter from the heat. By the way stay healthy Mrs. Human, I would also not want to give the breath of life to a human, you never know what they have been eating. They even kill vegetables and digest them, strange mammels that they are.”

Daily Feline Prompt: The Feline Radical solution

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: The Feline Radical solution

  1. Dear Tabby, I’m stuck out in the backyard. My human is cleaning. I don’t understand that at all. My little sister and I will come in covered in dust and dirt and hair and she’ll just have to do it all over again. I think she should just hang out here with us. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog (earning my name…)

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