Daily Feline Prompt: Unfinished Feline

Tabby

“Mrs. Human, can you hurry up with the photo, I have some unfinished business to attend to.”

“I am almost finished Tabby. What do you have to finish?”

“I was just about to sharpen my claws when you called for  a feline shooting. I would have preferred to have had them sharp and sparkling before the photo, but as usual you were stressing around with the mobile phone and I had no time. Do you think my fan club will notice that my claws are not as perfect as they should be.”

“I do not think it would matter Tabby. Humans are more interested in your fur and your artistic pose. They are not so much into sharp claws.”

“But if I put this photo into Pawbook, I should really have a closeup showing my sharpened claws. Perhaps you could take a second photo for Pawbook after I have sharpened them. If Tiddles and Cuddles see me with blunt claws, they will spread the word that I am not paying attention to my overall appearance. There is naturally another problem Mrs. Human, even worse.”

“What would that be?”

“When I walk through the lawn my pawprints will not be so impressive and the lotus flowers will not appear beneath my feet.”

“Forget that Tabby. I have told you again and again you are not the feline re-incarnation of Paws Siddartha, you are Tabby with the MacDonalds “M” on your forehead, and no lotus blossoms grow where your paws tread. Tabby, where are you going?”

“Just having a look in the mirror for a paw examination. Look, I can see a leaf already appearing between my claws.”

“That is a blad a of grass that caught up in your paw as you were walking. Lotus blossoms are bigger and not green. Forget it Tabby.”

“But if I have a MacDonalds “M” on my forehead. Perhaps Hamburgers might appear where I walk. I will be the new re-incarnation of the MacDonalds feline.”

“Of course Tabby, so now go and sharpen your claws. No, not on the chair leg, on the tree trunk.”

“Typical human, always something to moan about. Chair legs are much smoother to sharpen claws on than tree trunks. I get splinters from tree trunks, hisss, hiss, hisss.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Unfinished Feline

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