Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Realisation

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“Mrs. Human I think you should put my water bowl in a place only known to me. It is disappearing far too quickly and I have a suspicion that someone else is drinking from my bowl.”

“It is not me Tabby, I have my own water supply.”

“I know Mrs. Human, but there is a distinct “other feline” scent around my bowl. I suspect that the feline that lives next door is stealing water from my bowl.”

“That is not a problem Tabby, I will just fill it more to make sure there is enough for everyone.”

*Enough for everyone? My water is mine and not for everyone. How would you like it if you had to share your water with someone else?”

“But I do Tabby. I share it with Mr. Human, and even you. There is enough for everyone.”

“You are forgetting something very important Mrs. Human. The word “share” does not exist in meow.”

“But the feline next door is sharing the water with you.”

“No, Mrs. Human. He is taking possession of my water. He is sniffing in wrong places and spreading his scent in the wrong water bowl. You must take steps to stop him. There is only one solution, you must guard my water bowl when I am sleeping and make sure that he stays away.”

“Tabby I really do not have time to watch a water bowl. If he is drinking too much, I will fill it more frequently when I notice that there is not so much.”

“You do not get the point Mrs. Human. This is my water, my water bowl, and belongs to I, me and myself. Perhaps you could install some sort of signal that would react when  foreign feline attempts to steal my water.”

“Tabby, I think you are overdoing it. And you have a second water bowl inside, which the other feline cannot reach.”

“As the great Walt Paws Disney said “All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, with my water bowl have strengthened me… You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for a feline water thief”.

“Are you sure that it what he said Tabby?”

“Something like that. Just make sure that no-one tastes my water. Hissss.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Realisation

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