Daily Prompt: Millions of felines

Tabby

“Tabby, I was thinking.”

“Does it hurt Mrs. Human?”

“Tabby, you should show some more respect for the human race.”

“Oh, I do Mrs. Human. Where would we be without your opposable thumbs and the tin opener. Not to mention that we would have to empty our own litter boxes and  fill our food bowls ourself. By the way my litter box should be emptied I noticed, since at least an hour.”

“But you were sleeping Tabby”

“And now I am awake, so clean it.  You were going to tell me a revelation amongst human thoughts.”

“Yes Tabby, I thought you might like to have a little playmate, perhaps a kitten so that you would not be so lonely.”

“We felines are never lonely, it does not exist in meow, so forget it. This is my home, my territory and there is no room to share. You have not by any chance made endeavours to bring another feline into my territory.”

“Oh no, tabby, I was just thinking it might be a good idea. You have plenty of room to share.”

“Mrs. Human you are using words that I do not find in my vocabulary, hence they do not exist. Forget it, I am one in a million and you should go on your knees and be thankful that you have me to feed and spoil. I am unique, see the lotus flowers sprouting from my paws as I walk.”

“Tabby I only see dead vegetable matter that you have dragged in from the garden.”

“Then use your imagination.”

Daily Prompt: Millions of felines