Sorry fans, but today is really not my thing. I am supposed to write about being “filthy” and the word does not even exist in meow. I have just awoken from one of my daily sleeps and was preparing for my fifth wash today and then I saw I should paw something about filth? This shocked me into having another lick. As a feline I am insulted and how can I write about something that does not exist. We are clean, are surrounded by a cloud of scent and where we walk lotus flowers spring out of the ground. We felines taught Siddartha how to do it. And now leave me, I have some washing to do and some cleaning paw swipes behind the ear before I relax for my next sleep. “Filthy” indeed, an insult to the feline dynasty – destroys the appetite for pawing a daily masterpiece.