Daily Feline Prompt: Faded Feline Problems

Tabby
“Mrs. Human, we have problems.”

“I do not have any problems Tabby.”

“Mrs. Human if I have a problem, then you also have a problem as you are responsible for solving my problems, so thus we have problems. Look at my water, it  refuses to move.

Water“Water cannot refuse to move, it is not alive Tabby.”

“Mrs. Human we had this conversation a few days ago. My tongue is manufactured for drinking water and water is there to drink. I cannot drink water that is solid and refuses to move. And something else, it is cold, very cold. Do something!”

“There is quite an easy solution Tabby. Your water is frozen. It was outside, the temperatures dropped and the water has now become ice. I will empty your bowl and refill it with fresh water.”

“Will you have to bury the hard water.”

“No tabby I will wash it away with warm water, to melt it.”

“But the water is now dead. You should bury it.”

“The water has been frozen, it has become ice. It is a normal process because the temperatures have dropped to 0°.”

“What about me, will I become solid as well and turn into ice.”

“No Tabby, you can always warm yourself indoors and you have a bowl of fresh water next to your food bowl.”

“I just noticed a leaf soldier in my bowl of dead water. Perhaps it killed the water.”

“No-one killed the water Tabby. It is just frozen, that’s all.”

“I will now stay on guard at the window Mrs. Human to keep an eye on things. If I see the monster that is turning my water into ice I will pounce on it and make it fade away by applying my firy breath on it..”

“There is no monster Tabby, it is just the cold weather.”

“Aha, the cold weather monster, I knew it.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Faded Feline Problems

9 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Faded Feline Problems

  1. Dear Tabby, The birds in our backyard have noticed the same thing in their birdbath and are very upset. The real problem with the birdbath, in my opinion, is that it isn’t in the backyard where Bear and I could easily rescue the birds from the frozen water and eat them. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Have made a note to command Mrs. Human to fix up a birdbath in the garden. I have even volunteered to look after it for her, in case a bird might drown or have problems. I would be the first to help the little birds recover of course. Mrs. Human does ot believe me, strange.
      Let us keep up the good canine and feline work – Tabby T. Cat

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    • Tabby has his water dish inside and we also have one outside, although who knows what drinks there during the night. It probably supplies the whole hedgehog population with water. It is in front of the kitchen window, so always in sight.

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