Daily Feline Prompt: The Vanishing Feline

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“Mrs. Human, come weekly. We have an emergency situation, there is a disappeaing feline in the garden. Her head is fading and slowly the remainder of her body.”

“No Tabby, she is not disappearing, it is a mistake of the camera lens. The focus was not so good.”

“Rubbish, the camera is swallowing her. I knew there was something strange about that long lens you screw onto the camera. It is long and makes

it easier to swallow us all. On the other hand, take a few photos of Roschti, the feline next door, I have wanted him to disappear for some time. He thinks the place belongs to him. Even sprays on my places in the garden.”

“Tabby, all felines that visit our garden leave their mark somewhere. The feline on the photo was busy covering traces when I took the photo.”

“And afterwards she was swallowed by the camera. In future when taking photos of me, use your telephone. It is too small to absorb me. If I want to vanish I will choose the time and place.”

“Tabby, you will not vanish, it is not possible.”

“Of course it is, just watch me shake my whiskers.”

“Tabby where are you.”

“Here Mrs. Human.”

“But you are now on the other side of the room. How did you do that.”

“Whiskers are not just ornamentation Mrs. Human, they have a purpose. One of those built-in feline radar attachments. Do not forget the famous words of the feline writer Christoper Paws Hitchins “humans owned by felines are compelled to realize that, if they provide the felines with food and water and affection, it confirms that the felines are in effect gods”.”

“Are you sure Tabby, I though his actual words were a little different.”

“That was probably the human version you mean. The felines improved on it of course. And now release that feline from the camera lens.”

“Of course Tabby, look there she goes.”

“In my territory. Mrs. Human take her photo again and release her somewhere else, in Roschti’s territory.”

Daily Feline Prompt: The Vanishing Feline