Daily Feline Prompt: Missing Feline

Tabby

“Open the window Mrs. Human.”

“Sorry Tabby, I did not notice your were outside.”

” I could have frozen to death, at least one of my nine lives. I could have been kidnapped and held to ransom, being a rare feline with a MacDonalds “M” on my forehead, gone missing and you did not notice that I was outside: so much for consideration.”

“Tabby you cannot expect me to trace your movements all the time. I have other important things to do like washing and ironing and preparing food.”

“But all of that has nothing to do with me, I am No. 1 on your list of things to do. You are being quite selfish Mrs. Human, where do I come on your list of priorites?”

“Tabby, I am very sorry, but I have many things on my list of priorities. Of course you are also there, but I cannot be everywhre.”

“No-one is asking you to be everywhere, just be there for me, that is the main thing, the rest is unimportant. I do not need anything being washed, I can do that with my tongue, so that is not a priority. Ironing is a human thing, and that is none of my business. You can do the ironing when I am sleeping.”

“That is a problem Tabby. You often sleep on my washing that I want to iron.”

“Ah, you mean that wonderful soft layer of things you call clothes, that is the most comfortable place to relax and sleep and smells of lotus blossoms. Then you have to do this ironing thing afterwards when I have finished sleeping, but ask me first . I might want to sleep there again later.”

“Of course Tabby, but I might want to wear something that I have to iron.”

“That is a human problem and all this thing about preparing food. All you have to do is open a can of tuna fish, there is nothing to prepare. Just serve it in my bowl ¬†garnished with tarragon.”

“But you do not eat tarragon.”

“That is my problem, Mrs. Human. We felines also eat with the eyes. The garnish on a bowl of tuna fish makes it all the more appetitising. And now you may open the window again, I have some busienss to attend to in the garden. I buried a furball, one of the best, and cannot remember where I put it, another missing item on my “to be found” list.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Missing Feline

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