Daily Feline Prompt: Moody Feline

Tabby

“Mrs Human, I am bored, do not know what to do.”

“Well, that’s is something new Tabby, you always seem to have something to do. You could perhaps take a sleep. You must be tired if you have to yawn like that.”

“I am not tired Mrs. Human, just exercising my jaw muscles. As a feline always be prepared, you never know if a bird delicacy might fly past.”

“No birds Tabby, I do not feed them to make them nice and fat for your dinner.”

“You see, all the pleasures in my feline life are denied.”

“You could go and play with a ball. I could throw it and you can chase it and see if you can catch it.”

“Am I a circus performer? Defeinitely not Mrs. Human, balls are for kitteens, not for felines of my status.”

“Then I cannot help you Tabby, nothing seems to be good enough at the moment, you are in a bad mood.”

“In a what? Felines do not have moods, just when we want to, we are always well balanced. Our intelligence is on such a high level, that humans often have problems understanding our needs. I have the solution to my bad mood Mrs. Human, a bowl of tuna fish.”

“No Tabby, today tuna fish is not on the menu and I am not in the mood to serve tuna fish.”

“I think we have to clarify something here Mrs. Human. Felines have moods to be resepcted at all times. Humans have moods to be ignored by felines if they contradict the feline mood. Your mood is not agreeable to my mood at the moment Mrs. Human, so it will be tuna fish to put me in a better mood and relieve my boredom. Understoood?”

“Of course Tabby, and how would you like your garnish.”

“I think this time just plain, I am not in the mood for meow supplements on my tuna fish.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Moody Feline

10 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Moody Feline

  1. Dear Tabby, Sorry for my long absence, but my human has been doing other things. Today she’s something she calls “under the weather” though it seems to me the weather is outside as it is supposed to be and she’s in the house. I thought about how often you say humans don’t make sense. Once more, I agree. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Humans do funny things sometimes, as if we were not the most important in their lives having all our wishes fulfilled constantly. Perhaps she does have problems, being smothered by the weather is not so good, like the sky falling on her head. The most important thing is that your food bowl is full.
      TabbyT.Cat

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      • You’re right, and, in fact, my human made some big sacrifices this morning to be sure I had food. She got up when she didn’t want to. She let us out into the back yard even though it was -10 C, and she fed us even though she was nauseated. I think she’s a pretty good human, after all. Yours always, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Tabby gets high on catnip, so we have to ration it. Cannot afford to pay the vet for detox treatment. Mr. Swiss and I still think of the Sunday evenings when we knew that Monday morning meant off to work again. Who needs peoplenip, we now have a pension.

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