Daily Feline Prompt: A Bounty of birds for Catmas

Tabby

“What is so interesting Tabby?”

“Look Mrs. Human, breakfast, dinner and tea with a snack in between, which one shall I pick first.”

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“Tabby, leave those sparrows alone. they are busy drinking water.”

“Yes, from my bowl, no respect for me.”

“You were drinking from your bowl inside and I did not find any harm in letting the sparrows have a drink outside.”

“But it it my bowl. On the other paw, I can now decide which one to eat first of all for my Catmas dinner.”

“No Tabby, they are not for a feline Catmas feast.”

“But you eat turkey sometimes for Christmas, so what is the difference?”

“Of course there is a difference. Turkey is a human tradition at Chrismas.”

“And where do your turkeys come from.”

“I suppose they are specially reared for the Christmas season.”

“And you find that being kind to turkeys? At least my sparrows have a chance to put up a fight until I eat them.”

“You are not turning my back yard into a sparrow cemetary Tabby.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, I will chew on the bones, so there will be no remainder. You throw the turkey bones away I noticed.”

“There is no turkey this year Tabby, and there will be no sparrows either.”

“So what am I getting for my Catmas meal?”

“I though I would open a tin of tuna fish”

“With catnip as a side dish.”

“OK, Tabby, of course for a bountiful catmas feast.”

Daily Feline Prompt: A Bounty of birds for Catmas

9 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: A Bounty of birds for Catmas

  1. Dear Tabby, Merry Catmas! It’s Dogmas here and my human took my little sister for a long walk in the frost and snow, but she didn’t take me. I think that’s OK. I think she’ll take us both tomorrow and that will be our present. I wish you and your family of humans a very happy Catmas. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Happy Dogmas to you and the pack. I slept through most of it, except for a few excursions to the food and water bowl, one of my best catmas occupations. I got a dish of tuna fish with a Catmas decoration. Mrs. Human was sure it would put me more in the mood for feline festivities – she was wrong – you cannot eat a bow with happy christmas written on it. Enjoy the dogmas and continue the good work with your humans.
      Best dogmas wishes
      Tabby T. Cat

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    • Exactly my thoughts, but humans area a simple folk and I have to humour them now and again but giving a friendly meow and laying on my back, where they can give me a tummy tickles. It seems to fulfil a purpose in their huma life.

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