Daily Feline Prompt: Floating Cats?

Tabby

“Tabby, are you going to stay in the bathroom all day.”

“I might, have not yet come to a decision.”

“But other people want to use the bathroom and you are in a silly place.”

“Humans are constantly in silly places, but I never complain Mrs. Human, I make the most of it. You could oblige by just moving around me, then I would not “be in the way” as you say.”

“You could be a little more considerate.”

“Considerate does not exist in meow.”

“But it exists in human speech”

“Who cares. I am comfortable here. I thought the carpet was for the sole purpose of making my position more comfortable. I must say having a heated floor is also ideal. You can go to your shower room and I do not even mind if you visit my cat tray.”

“Oh thanks Tabby, big deal. Why do you not retire to your cat tray.”

“Beause it does not have a nice soft carpet, but full of something called “cat litter”. I prefer to float in my meditative thoughts in the bathroom. My tray does not encourage a feeling of warmth and transcendential floaing on other levels. It is too basic and down to earth. As the great feline philosopher Whiskers Mharashi Mahesh Yoga said “The feline University of meditation will create felines who will float in happiness, success and fulfillment” and I am on my way if you would not constantly intervene when I am floating in existentialism. And switch the light off when you go, it disturbs the patterns of my thoughts.”

“Of course Tabby, your wish is my command”.

Daily Feline Prompt: Floating Cats?

4 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Floating Cats?

  1. Dear Tabby — We got about 20 cm of snow overnight and my little sister, Bear, is floating in 7th dog Heaven. Mindy wouldn’t even go outside until our human cleared the walkways and made a path for her across the lawn. She went to the front door as usual in the morning, took one look outside and said, “No way in hell am I going out there. There is actual SNOW on my front step!” Our human likes snow, but it took her two hours to shovel this thing she calls a “driveway.” As for me, I can take the snow or leave it. Yesterday we took a walk out at my favorite place and I wore my bright orange jacket with the reflective tape. I suspect that means we’re having a grand adventure. That’s my news, Tabby. Sorry for my silence, but our human has been busy having company and cleaning for more company. Yours forever and ever, Dusty T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      I have now made a life changing decision and for the next few moon changes, I will go into seclusion, not put a paw in front of my cat flap. It has become a mean white world out there. It is even too cold to push out my claws, and what is a feline without a claw to show, a nothing. I have decided to barricade myself inside, with my 5 different sleeping cushions and bowls of water and food. Even the water has changed its shape outside. It is now a solid mass. I will wait until this snow and ice thing leaves. It is an invincible army. They are everywhere. Even Mrs. Human only takes her photos through the window. The birds have now taken over, but I will get them eventually. It is just too cold at the moment.
      Tabby T. Cat

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    • I believe it transmits magnetic impulses to a feline fur. It can sometimes get quite crowded if you want to use the bathroom, but she always rolls on her back, ready for a tummy tickle.

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