Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Invitation

Tabby

“Tabby there is a sweet little feline outside, he also has a Macdonalds “M” on his forehead and asks if you would like to go out and play with him.”

“Do what? No way, there is snow outside, and no matter how “sweet” the feline is and whether he has an “M” or a “G” for Garfield,  I have no intention of playing. Felines do not play, we fight, unless of course it is a kitten. They like to call it play, but they are only training sessions for fighiting.”

New cat

“But he is new in our area, and probably feeling lonely.”

“Mrs. Human do I look like a Dr. Paws Pestalozzi wanting to adopt stray felines. He is probably a spy, or a crook. Any feline that is out in the snow, means no good. Do you realise I was sleeping, dreaming of feline path paved with tuna fish. I was just going to pounce and you woke me to ask if I want to go out and play with a strange cat who is probably planning to take over my territory when it is bigger.”

“But I thought it would be company for you Tabby. You are often very lonely.”

“Yes exactly. There are times when I am glad I am alone and have no meowing kittens bothering me to come out to play. And now leave me to my sleep. If I am lucky I can continue my dream and discover the meaning and purposeof of tuna fish in my life. I was just approaching a fork in the path in my dream. On the right it was paved with vitamin pellets, and I had my decision to take.”

“So you will take the path of tuna fish I expect”

“I might, but the tuna fish is on a layer of snow. Sometimes it is difficult to make the right choice, even in a dream.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Invitation

7 thoughts on “Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Invitation

    • That feline has been around for the past couple of months and belongs to one of the neighbours. It is one of the daring sort, appears everywhere and has no fear. Somehow I do not think tha Tabby will make friends, Felines are better at making enemies than friends.

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  1. Dear Tabby, I have to tell you a strange story. My human has been sick, as you know, and this has resulted in her prowling around the house when she is usually asleep. She’s even brewed tea and checked the time on the kitchen stove; very strange. A couple of nights ago, I decided to sleep in a new place — on a small rug that goes between the kitchen and living room (but only in winter when our paws are likely to be wet). ANYway my human almost fell on me and then she gave a little scream. I think she was still dreaming because she said, “Dusty, you looked like a little kitty.” There is no way I could look like a little anything, unless little elephant. Humans, a strange species. Your friend forever, Dusty “little kitty” T. Dog

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    • Meow Dusty
      Do not try to fathom the ways of humans. I have been training them for many years now, but they never seem to learn. I wish my human would show some action in the night. I have drawn attention to myself often by scratching on her bedroom door, but she just ignores me. Even when I cry out with a meaningful meow there is no reaction. I think your human may have insomnia, a non-existent illness amongst feline. Looking like a little kitty would be an honour actually. If my human compared me to a dog, there would be trouble. Not that I have anything against dogs, as long as they are far away and do not bark too loud.
      Humour your human, ignore her strange ways, it will pass eventually I am sure.
      Tabby T. Cat

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