Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Exposure

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“Mrs. Human you are constantly taking photos of me. Today I am not in the mood.”

“I know, but I have a new programme and can upload my photos much quicker so I am trying it out.”

“Then try it out somewhere else, with Mr. Human perhaps.”

“I did, but he was not very happy about it.”

“And so you take a photo of me, and I am also not very happy about it. ”

“That is a shame, as it is such a good photo, I was thinking of entering it into a contest for the most photogenic feline of the year.”

“Then let me have a look. What is the prize?”

“I think I get a contract to haveĀ 12 photos take of you, for a calendar, one for each month of the year.”

“And me, what do I get out of it?”

“You will become famous. You will have your own fan club and be recognised everywhere.”

“Oh great, but I cannot eat fame and recognition.”

“Just a moment, there is small print at the bottom of the application. “All winning owners of felines we be presented with a free supply of our wonderful, healthy, vitamin pellets for a year.” Oh that would be wonderful Tabby, a nice balanced meal every day for a year.”

“Forget it Mrs. Human. You do not own me, you belong to my staff, a personal slave, and it sounds more like a years sentence that a prize. But keep the photo. It would be a good one to replace my photo on Pawbook. It makes me look more mature and serious. And now search for an application form for a competition where the first prize will be a year’s supply of tuna fish.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Exposure