Daily Feline Prompt: Devastated Feline

Tabby

“Tabby keep still, I want to take a photo.”

“What again, you are always taking photos of me.”

“That is because everyone likes to see you. You could perhaps wave a paw and smile when I take your photo.”

“And do an irish jig as well? I am a feline, worshipped as a god in the old country and my status is to be respected. So how do I look?”

“I thought you did not like having your photo taken.”

“Did I say that? I was just stating the fact that there are times when I would rather do something else than pose for a photo, although I must say you have captured one of my serious states of whisker mind. It shows the determined me, with a motivation reflecting in my eyes. I know what I want and I will get it no matter what.”

“And what do you want Tabby – a nice dish of vitamin pellets.*

“Mrs. Human you are so good at devastating my hopes for a decent meal. We still have at least four tins of tuna fish in the cupboard.”

“Yes, but there is still half a 10 Kilo bag of pellets.”

“Those pellets seem to survive everything.”

“They do Tabby, they have a eat before date until the end of the year.”

“Oh great, I am now eating fossilised pellets. We now have January and I will still be eating from the same bag at Catmas.”

“They are very economic to buy Tabby.”

“How nice, now you are saving money on me as well. My ancestors are turning in their pyraminds, they were treated as something special, they had their own mice territories, nothing preserved or from tins.”

“Oh, then I should not open a tin of tuna fish for your dinner.”

“As one of our great feline fighters said “Every time we consume vitamin pellets, we contribute to feline devastation and the wasteful misuse of resources on a global scale”, so open the tin now, my existence depends on it.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Devastated Feline