Daily Feline Prompt: Crafty Felines

Tabby

“I think you will have to leave this challenge Tabby.”

“Why?”

“Because you do not have opposable thumbs and cannot craft.”

“Who says I cannot  craft. I produce the most beautiful, aesthetic and perfectly shaped hairballs.”

“I would not exactly descibe them as being beautiful Tabby.”

“Mrs. Human beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You are not a feline and so do not appreciate the contours and details of a hairball. I am the feline Picasso. My hairballs are admired by all, as being the most living form of impressionism. Some have even been described as perfect example of the blue period, according to what is included in the ingredients. The examples of cubism are the most perfect, with their …..”

“Stop Tabby, neither I nor your public really want to know the gruesome details of your hairball production.”

“But Mrs. Human I am now working on a new project based on the surrealism of Salvador Gatto Dali. He wrapped his objects on trees branches and I am working on the equilibrium of balancing a hairball on a tree. I will become famous and the trees in our garden will become works of art.”

“No, Tabby, just dig your holes and bury what should not be seen or smelt.”

“Are you insinuating that my works of art smell.”

“Of course not Tabby, it is a reality.”

“That’s it Mrs. Human.”

“What is it?”

“A new feline art. Reality construction of the hairball.”

“No, Tabby, not in my garden.”

“No problem Mrs. Human, the neighbour still has some room.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Crafty Felines