Daily Feline Prompt: Trembling Tabby?

Tabby

“Mrs. Human, I do not tremble. I am the perfect example of stabilitiy.”

“But when you jump from the top of the cupboard I am sure you tremble just a little.”

“No Mrs. Human, you tremble when you watch me. You have absolutely no trust in my capabilities. I am feline, and felines do not tremble. It is in the whiskers, all a matter of perfect balance.”

“But you might fall.”

“Have you ever watched my perfect formation when I leave the cupboard. I always land on my four paws. Please do not compare me with the human inability to land on the feet. If a human falls, it is a co-operation with gravity and results in human vet visits. We felines know how to fall, we fly through the air, make various adaptations to balance or twists and turns. Remember humans  cannot  explain the origins of gravity or explain where thermodynamics originate. Gravity does not explain where the laws of physics come from or where matter came from, but ask a feline. We know how to overcome the gravitational pull of the earth, yes we can do it. Another proof of feline superiority.”

“All I said Tabby was to be careful when you jump.”

“Mrs. Human, be careful where you walk, you might trip over that step. Too late, she fell. Now if she had twisted her body whilst flying in the air, she would have landed safely.”

“Stop laughing Tabby that was not funny. I hurt my ankle.”

“One of the problems in obeying the laws of gravity Mrs. Human.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Trembling Tabby?