Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Awareness

Tabby

“Mrs. Human, we will have a Feline Awareness week.”

“But Tabby, we have a Felien Awareness Week every week. I am constantly aware of your needs and preferences.”

“Is that why you insist on filling my food bowl with hard unappetising pellets, with the disguise as being vitamines, good for me? A genuine feline awareness week means that there would be a special department in the supermarket for cats only, something like this.”

Trout

“But I really do not want smelly fish in my kitchen. I will have to filet it, and clean it.”

“Fish is not smelly Mrs. Human. It is the perfume enhancement¬†of every feline ¬†whisker.”

“If it is so important to the feline race, you can prepare it yourself.”

“No way Mrs. Human. Fist of all I do not have opposable thumbs. I could tear it apart with my teeth but have the risk of getting a bone in my delicate throat and choking. That would mean an emergency visit to the vet, which would cost a lot of money. In this case I would say you could play your part in the feline awareness week to prepare my fish.

Roschti, my neighbourhood feline, would also like to partake in the benefits and also Butch. I though you could prepare a few of these delicious trout for us all. We will take care of the public relations part of it all. We will distribute posters in the village “Feline Awreness week, for felines by felines. Fish prepared by the human slaves. A catnip corner will be available for the pleasues of going on a feline trip on its ethereal oils. All your longings and needs will be fulfilled at the Angloswiss Feline Cattery.”

“Tabby does not come into the question. I do not want felines rolling around on my lawn, all on a trip on catnip I remember when you convinced me to plant it once, there was none left after a day, it never had a change to grow, everything rolled flat by felines.”

“You are being rather selfish Mrs. Human, typical just thinking about yourself.”

“In that case I will not refill your food bowl with tuna fish this evening, as I only think of myself, it will be vitamin pellets.”

“Mrs. Human, would you eat vitamin pellets?”

“Tabby that is not the point. They are for felines.”

“Who said they are for felines.”

“It is on the bag that they arrive in.”

“In meow?”

“No Tabby, humans write in human.”

“Exactly, that is why we need a feline awareness week. All writing should be in meow. There should be more feline understanding, we were once worshipped as gods in the old country.”

“I though felines communicated by telepathy.”

“Let’s change the subject Mrs. Human, as usual this conversation is far too advanced for the human brain.”

Daily Feline Prompt: Feline Awareness