Daily Feline Prompt: Tabby the Conquerer

Tabby

I conquered them all, the short and the tall
I am brave to the last, I have a real blast
It was danger all the way, but I decided to stay
It wanted to pounce, so I gave it a bounce
There is no way I will lose,  I will scare it with mews
Just laying there await, is it a new bait?
Mrs. Human is my staff, but she stands there with a laugh
I will win this little number, after all it is just a cucumber.

Daily Feline Prompt: Tabby the Conquerer